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turing-tested:

people who write sibling fic always make them too loving and i know bc I was in the grocery store with my mom and sis and my sister called me a pussy while my mom was standing Right There and my sis just went “say it. say it bitch. say it. i know you’re thinking it. go ahead. i dare you” because she knows how badly i wanted to say “you are what you eat”

artemiswasamerf:

spookyterf:

fruitymctooty:

soldierpallaton:

bad-post-pikachu:

MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE

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Keep an eye out for this pride flag! If you encounter someone with this pride flag as their icon, do yourself a favor and block/report them. This is the MAP pride flag. For those who don’t know, MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, more commonly known as a pedophile. The MAP community is filled with adults who openly admit to having sexual feelings towards children, and post about how they fantasize about underaged children. It’s sick and disgusting, and these depraved individuals try and use tumblr as a platform to normalize their perversions. They appropriate the experiences of the LGBT community by feigning systematic oppression, and comparing the rightful societal condemnation of pedophiles to the violent persecution of the LGBT community, which isn’t even remotely comparable. It’s honestly reprehensible that they’d take advantage of pride by making a flag like this. It’s incrediblly dangerous because unifying symbols such as this create a platform for pedophiles to prey on children, and spread pedophilia-enabling rhetoric. Please spread this around if you can, and if you are a minor, don’t bother interacting with these scumbags. It’s not worth putting yourself in danger to call these people out or try to get them to see the error of their ways. Stay safe everyone!

It looks like the “Creator” of the flag is @/dont-mistake-our-geography, she is an avid MAP supporter and possible MAP herself. She has her main blog in her title under “stennastims” which she says she’ll follow from! So, if you get followed from either! Block them!

If any of my followers are MAPs or pedophiles, ya’ll can unfollow me right now. You are not fucking welcome here if you have sexual fantasies about children or if you pursue doing such acts whether it be online or in real life.

I don’t tolerate pedophiles. I absolutely fucking hate them. Don’t come around here if you are one.

the fact that they chose pastel colors commonly associated with childhood is CREEPY as fuck

Please please if you are a minor on Tumblr, stay away from anyone who is a MAP sympathizer or a MAP themselves. MAP is a loophole term for pedophilia, but it is still the same breed of monster behind the blog. @staff does not do anything about pedophilia on this site, so unfortunately you have to be careful! Please please please, take care of yourselves and don’t let anyone trick you into speaking with a MAP and if something feels uncomfortable to you, you are allowed to stop all contact!

flitch:
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God’s blog gifts us with another post
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flitch:

validmogai:

homosexual frog - For frogs who have been turned gay by chemicals put in the water by Obama. 

God’s blog gifts us with another post

Anonymous asked: there's a gay bar in my city and they're trying to raise money to get a new roof. So their slogan for the donations is "Like all good bottoms, we've worn out our top" and i just felt that i needed to share that

roseblsh:

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